Monday, August 2, 2010

#166 500 Days Of Weezy and Why Zooey Deschanel is a Cunt


What do you get when you mix the soundtrack of "500 Days of Summer" with Lil' Wayne? A mash up called "500 Days of Weezy".

500 Days of Summer is a fem-dom-rom-com indierock tearjerker film bringing emo kids worldwide a slice of hope for love and a life of happiness. Come to think of it, the movie wasn't half bad, or I at least had a decent time watching it.
The 500 Days Of Summer soundtrack is not that bad as well and features The Smiths, The Black Lips, Feist (what fem-dom-rom-com indierock tearjerker film can do without) and She & Him a band that features the film's star Zooey Deschanel herself.

I saw this She & Him not so long ago in Amsterdam's Melkweg and as it turns out Zooey Deschanel is a cunt.

Fuck it I said it, rub on your titties!
She's a cunt.

I don't care how cute you appear to be, I don't care how cute you might be in all your films, liking the right music and all that. You're a cunt playing in a band that is not only horribly boring, but in the basis plays a soulless form of folkrock solely based around the popularity of you as an actress.
But mostly I feel having stage managers come out pre show to tell the audience to specifically not make any photos and to repeat that message three or four times during the show is not just plain lame, it is above all misleading and disappointing the people.

Lil Wayne however is freaking awesome, a junkie, a rapper and in jail. This is the mash up, or as creator My Sick Uncle calls it, an album about Wayne.

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